Half- half

This is one of those Saturdays where I want to sleep longer atleast until 7.30 vs 6.30.My kids are morning persons like I was.

So one typical Saturday morning when I am too lazy to get up from bed..

Soni- Amma, please wake up.Ammma ammaaa ammaaa

Suku- Ammaa wake up.. ammma amma amma

Me- Please guys five minutes..

K(also sleeping)- No screaming Soni and Suku!Why don't you come to this side of the bed next to me and not bother amma.

We co-sleep and I try to put kids in one corner but every morning I catch them next to me on either side.

Soni to K- I want amma.

Suku- No, I want amma

Soni- No I want amma.

K-Guys, amma is mine first. I want amma.

Soni- No, I want amma

Suku- I want amma.

Me(Getting annoyed at the noise they were making at 6.00 am)- Why don't you guys each take one half of me and not yell now!

So there was a moment of silence after which

Soni- Ok.. I need a bigger half.

Suku- I want big aaaff.

K- well..err

Me- :-/